Shits Golden!
A fixed pup is a sad pup. #dogsofinstagram

A fixed pup is a sad pup. #dogsofinstagram

Last night AJ was assassinated. #laserpointergoodtimes

Dallas Comedy House Tonight!

Here is an interview I did with the Dallas Observer for tonights show at Dallas Comedy House!

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/mixmaster/2014/09/chris_tellez_dallas_comedy_house.php

Shit’s Golden! Returns to @spiderhouseparties Spiderhouse Ballroom! Poster by @spencmo

Shit’s Golden! Returns to @spiderhouseparties Spiderhouse Ballroom! Poster by @spencmo

UPCOMING SHOWS

UPCOMING SHOWS

August 23rd
Sure Thing 8PM
@ Austin Java
1206 Parkway

August 28th & 30th 
Out of Bounds Festival
Thu 28th 8:30 PM
Sat 30th 10:00 PM
Velveeta room
http://tinyurl.com/ljr47fd

September 12th
Dallas Comedy House 10 pm
w/ Cody Hustack. Mac Blake, & Ryan Cownie

September 24th -27th
Cap City Comedy Club 
w/ James Adomian 

I’m headling in Dallas at Dallas Comedy House 9/12! Some of my favorite comics from Austin will be there too including Mac Blake, Cody Hustak, and Ryan Cownie! $10 at the door $5 pre sale at dallascomedyhouse.com
Poster by Ian Smith

I’m headling in Dallas at Dallas Comedy House 9/12! Some of my favorite comics from Austin will be there too including Mac Blake, Cody Hustak, and Ryan Cownie! $10 at the door $5 pre sale at dallascomedyhouse.com

Poster by Ian Smith

Upcoming Shows including Moontower!

Twitter- @HiChrisTellez

Upcoming Shows

April 3rd
Ingredients 9pm

April 18th
Shit’s Golden TNM 10:30 PM

April 23-26th
Moontower Comedy and Oddity Festival

April 23rd 8 PM
Cap City w/ Kurt Braunohler, Brent Morin & Beth Stelling

April 24th- Stashbox- Parish Underground
Lineup for this showtime includes:
Chris Tellez
Chris Cubas (Comedy Central’s Up Next)
Maggie Maye (Austin’s own)
Damien Lemon (MTV’s Guy Code)
James Adomian (Comedy Bang Bang)
Lucas Molandes
Hosted by Ari Shaffir (Minding the Store)

April 26th- Trifecta- 7:15- The Hideout
Lineup includes:
Kurt Braunohler
Rory Albanese
Laurie Kilmartin
Host: Chris Tellez


April 29th
FPIA Prelim Round- Cap City 8pm
I got free tickets so lemme know if you want one.
otherwise it’s $6 or two canned food items get you in free.

May 2/3
Velveeta Room- Friday 9p | Saturday 9 & 11p | $10 cover | Ages 18+

May 21st -
Austin Sketch Fest Coldtowne Theatre 10 PM
w/ AC Lerok and Hot Property

May 28th
Cap City -8PM
Hosting for Craig Shoemaker and Bobby Slayton

fuckyeahnickthorburn:

Possibly reunion? Um, YES PLEASE

The Weezer Cruise best time of my life! #TheWeezerCruise

The Weezer Cruise best time of my life! #TheWeezerCruise

Still just the fucking best! @ozmaofficial #ozmacruise #weezercruise

Still just the fucking best! @ozmaofficial #ozmacruise #weezercruise